BFF Monthly Meeting Minutes - September 2008

The meeting was called to order at 4:21 PM by President-for-life Christine, also in attendance were Vice-President Dashiell, Security Officer Molly and Special Agent Bear.

The meeting begun with a formal welcome to Special Agent Bear - Deputy Dog in charge of park surviellence on temporary assignment to the office, formal hand sniffing was done all around.

President-for-life Christine then brought forward formal preceedings of a court martial against Security Officer Molly for the crime of dogslaughter against her "Doggy". The evidence was brought forth by a parental tribunal and although President-for-life Christine did not want to have to place the charges she had a recognized duty to do so.

A vote was held to proceed with the court martial and it was passed by a vote of 2-1 due the overwhelming evidence. As this is Security Officer Molly second reprimand in a short period of time she was relieved of duty without treats.

A motion was brought forward by Vice-President Dashiell that a collection of food scraps should begin for Molly, the motion was passed unanimously.

A motion was brought forward by President-for-life Christine to begin an expedition to the kitchen for acquisition of marshmallows for man and beast, the motion was passed unanimously.

The meeting was adjourned at 4:32 PM.

Marshmallows were consumed by all at 4:33 PM.

Note:  Security Officer Molly was re-instated after a successful demonstration of her homeland secrity policies with regard to Jehovah Witnesses.

BFF Monthly Meeting Minutes - February 2008

The meeting was called to order at 11:15 am by President-for-life Christine, also in attendance were Vice-President Dashiell and Security Officer Molly.

A motion was brought forward by Security Officer Molly that all round ball-shaped objects be surrendered to her immediately for a thorough safety check, the motion was defeated 2-1. Security Officer Molly wanted it to be noted on the official minutes that in her opinion "the terrorists have already won".

A motion was brought forth that a scouting expedition be taken on to explore the current status of the BFF swingset and backyard, the motion was passed unanimously. The motion was immediately overturned by a parental tribunal due to current cold weather conditions. The BFF members began protesting this decision by yelling, crying and napping. The parental tribunal was forced into dispelling the protesting group by introducing cookies to the meeting, the protest quickly ended.

A new motion was brought forth to instead begin a scouting expedition to the kitchen for investigation into the cupboards for illicit pots and lost cheerios. The motion passed unanimously and the meeting was adjourned.

Sadly during the kitchen scouting expedition Vice-President received a bruised noggin (technical term), the appropriate treatment (kisses) was applied and all was well again.

BFF Monthly Meeting Minutes - November 2007

The meeting was called to order at 1:36 pm by President-for-life Christine, also in attendance were Vice-President Dashiell and Security Officer Molly.

A motion was brought forth on behalf of two anonymous parental constituents that Security Officer Molly's commission be suspended without pay until the results from Internal Affairs investigation are presented. The investigation concerns an alleged theft of baby cereal and subsequent consumption, there was also a charge of AWOL levied against S.O. Molly that occurred on the previous evening. The motion was passed by a vote of 2-1. S.O. Molly was suspended and she was asked to leave the meeting.

Another motion was brought forth on behalf of two anonymous parental constituents that all toddlers should refrain from putting food (namely cheese) into any other orifices (namely ears) other than mouths. The motion did not pass.

A motion was brought forth by President-for-life Christine that her doggy be hired as Acting Security Officer in Molly's absence, Doggy accepted with a vacant stuffed-animal gleam in it's eye.

A motion was brought forth by President-for-life Christine that a shopping expedition for "cheer-up cheese" be set upon immediately, the motion was passed unanimously and the meeting was adjourned.

President-for-life Christine and Vice-President Dashiell presented the cheese to Molly-the-regular-dog and all was well.

BFF Monthly Meeting Minutes - September 2007

The meeting was called to order at 11:23 AM by President-for-life Christine, also in attendance were Vice-President Dashiell and Security Officer Molly.

Vice-President quickly gained control of the meeting by grabbing the meeting drumstick and declaring himself Supreme Emperor, his declaration was ignored by all.

A motion was brought forth by Security Officer Molly to maintain undercover identities at all times in order to accomplish her goal of capturing the nefarious neighbourhood squirrels that are attempting to infiltrate the house. S.O Molly proudly showed off her self-designed "flower" costume to the rest of the committee. The motion was passed unanimously.

A motion was brought forward by President-for-life Christine to include Maja as a new member of the BFF Club, the decision was adjourned until the next monthly meeting until a full and complete background check can be done on Maja by Security Officer Molly, including her opinions on universal cheese sharing policy.

Vice-President Dashiell then attempted to touch Security Officer Molly resulting in what is commonly known as a "tip-over" by those new to the sitting game.

The meeting was adjourned for distribution of get better kisses by a parental unit of the Vice-President's choosing, and for drinks of milk and toilet water for the President-for-life Christine and Security Officer Molly.

BFF Monthly Meeting Minutes - July 2007

Meeting was called to order at 4:30 pm by President-for-life Christine, also in attendance were Vice President Dashiell and Security Officer Molly.

A motion was brought forth by Molly that an expedition to the park be immediately launched for investigation of suspicious squirrel activity, the motion was seconded and passed unanimously. This motion is awaiting adult supervision.

The meeting was temporarily suspended to look for and play with a ball. Said ball was passed back and forth between the President and Security Officer, alas the Vice President was not allowed to play.

The meeting re-commence.

A motion was brought forth by Molly that Molly and Christine should switch sleeping arrangements, the motion was seconded and passed unanimously. The motion was then overturned by a parental tribunal.

The meeting was adjourned for dinner-time. The Security Officer was reprimanded for disturbing the peace at the dinner table. The President awarded the Security Officer's bad behaviour by giving her cheese.

BFF Monthly Meeting Minutes - June 2007

Meeting was called to order at 9:30 am by President-for-life Christine, also in attendance were Vice President Dashiell and Security Officer Molly.

A motion was brought forth by Molly that cheese allocations for all security officers be increased by 100%, the motion was seconded and passed unanimously.

A motion was brought forth by Christine that all security officers should refrain from peeing on or near her swing set, the motion was unfortunately defeated by a vote of 2-1.

A motion was brought forth by Molly that the meeting be adjourned for snack time, the motion was seconded and passed unanimously.

The meeting was adjourned. Some snacks were eaten and enjoyed, some snacks were mysteriously stolen.