BFF Monthly Meeting Minutes - November 2007

The meeting was called to order at 1:36 pm by President-for-life Christine, also in attendance were Vice-President Dashiell and Security Officer Molly.

A motion was brought forth on behalf of two anonymous parental constituents that Security Officer Molly's commission be suspended without pay until the results from Internal Affairs investigation are presented. The investigation concerns an alleged theft of baby cereal and subsequent consumption, there was also a charge of AWOL levied against S.O. Molly that occurred on the previous evening. The motion was passed by a vote of 2-1. S.O. Molly was suspended and she was asked to leave the meeting.

Another motion was brought forth on behalf of two anonymous parental constituents that all toddlers should refrain from putting food (namely cheese) into any other orifices (namely ears) other than mouths. The motion did not pass.

A motion was brought forth by President-for-life Christine that her doggy be hired as Acting Security Officer in Molly's absence, Doggy accepted with a vacant stuffed-animal gleam in it's eye.

A motion was brought forth by President-for-life Christine that a shopping expedition for "cheer-up cheese" be set upon immediately, the motion was passed unanimously and the meeting was adjourned.

President-for-life Christine and Vice-President Dashiell presented the cheese to Molly-the-regular-dog and all was well.