BFF Monthly Meeting Minutes - September 2008
The meeting was called to order at 4:21 PM by President-for-life Christine, also in attendance were Vice-President Dashiell, Security Officer Molly and Special Agent Bear.The meeting begun with a formal welcome to Special Agent Bear - Deputy Dog in charge of park surviellence on temporary assignment to the office, formal hand sniffing was done all around.
President-for-life Christine then brought forward formal preceedings of a court martial against Security Officer Molly for the crime of dogslaughter against her "Doggy". The evidence was brought forth by a parental tribunal and although President-for-life Christine did not want to have to place the charges she had a recognized duty to do so.
A vote was held to proceed with the court martial and it was passed by a vote of 2-1 due the overwhelming evidence. As this is Security Officer Molly second reprimand in a short period of time she was relieved of duty without treats.
A motion was brought forward by Vice-President Dashiell that a collection of food scraps should begin for Molly, the motion was passed unanimously.
A motion was brought forward by President-for-life Christine to begin an expedition to the kitchen for acquisition of marshmallows for man and beast, the motion was passed unanimously.
The meeting was adjourned at 4:32 PM.
Marshmallows were consumed by all at 4:33 PM.
Note: Security Officer Molly was re-instated after a successful demonstration of her homeland secrity policies with regard to Jehovah Witnesses.
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2 Comments:
Stepy,
You really should write a childrens' book. Luv, CL
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Anonymous, At
2:41 PM
Maja, Marvin and I want to wish Miss Christine a very Happy 3rd Birthday! Hope we can hook up soon to celebrate!
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ELB, At
9:26 AM
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