This Just In!

This just in! Little girl attacked by miniature penguin, baby boy laughs at the sight!

A young girl named Christine was brutally attacked by a miniature penguin today in her house in Mississauga. The penguin appeared to be travelling with a posse of other miniature animals including a lion, tiger, alligator and x-ray fish(?) Luckily no one was injured in the attack and Christine went on to play in her toy house later that same day. On the scene was Dashiell, Christine's brother who seemed to take delight in the penguin's display of violence as he was seen laughing at the incident. No further information is available at this time as the cause of the attack although territoriality or hunger may have been the motivation.